Jingle Bells

Published on December 21, 2016

In the company of his peers at a bar with other Santas, mall Santa Al recalls Christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts to Peggy, Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (shown in a pseudo-flashback to 1974). But this year the family shows a united front when they give Al his present, the jobs he has to work to get the money he needs to buy presents for Peggy and the kids. One job for Al is playing Santa Claus at the mall where Marcy and Jefferson get another opportunity to taunt and browbeat Al. The sequence with all of the Santa’s in the bar to begin with all completely tired of “Jingle Bells” is brilliant

Marcy: Hi Santa! What’s that smell? Did one of your reindeer leave a no-no? Oh, my bad. That must be the ghost of foot fungus past.

Al Bundy: Ho, ho, ho, little girl. You don’t have to tell Santa what you want for Christmas. Santa knows what you want for Christmas. You want a pair of breasts… just a grown-up woman. But Santa says, be happy with that you have which is the body of a young boy.

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